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Rude Demotivational Poster


GAS -


TAGS: rude awakenings humor
Rating: 4.27/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 2:31 am
I think fart jokes are like any other jokes, there needs to be a build up, Many think that if they just say "fart" it'll be funny. Not true. This poster is a good example of an awesome fart joke.
lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 10:24 pm

LOL
SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:21 pm
Whoever said fart jokes are the lowest form of humor, has no sense of humor.


MENTALITY - I never question my sanity. It always replies rudely.




HOT DOG - Flesh as it gets,eh?




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GUN - but what happens when you run out of bullets?


TAGS: may 12 calender rude awakenings
Rating: 3/5

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thebat656 - May 20, 2012, 3:53 pm
pray you don't
hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 1:33 am
You throw the gun at them.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 6:00 pm
LOL Priss! I like the way you think.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 4:03 pm
You start tripping your friends as you run past them.
Sho - May 12, 2012, 2:59 pm
worst choice of weapon
spypengen - May 12, 2012, 11:57 am
there are only so many bullets during the zombie Apocalypse
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 9:45 am
ooh ooh! I know. Get more bullets!


PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.




KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: peek keyhole rude
Rating: 4.79/5

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ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: gentleman dating prudence courtesy finesse
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:24 pm
Call me!
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:15 pm
Love it Aggy. It's always about lubrication. 5L


THE LAST WORD -




#notmyprimeminister -


TAGS: trudeau sharia canada murder
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 7, 2017, 2:53 pm

sounds about right
Reality Lord - February 7, 2017, 2:53 pm

wishful thinking on your part. he backtracked quickly when he got called out on it. he said it.
JesusWept - February 7, 2017, 6:50 am
Maybe it was just alternative facts XD
CloudchaserS - February 7, 2017, 5:19 am
In trying to verify that, I did find an article on the Toronto Sun's website that says he did, but I also found an article saying that he backtracked http://www.macleans.ca/general/trudeau-backtracks-on-honour-killings-remark/
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2017, 4:37 am
He was probably defending the reputations of barbarians.
Reality Lord - February 6, 2017, 2:33 pm

yes...he really said that. go google it.
JesusWept - February 6, 2017, 1:39 pm
Did he actually say that? He strikes me as a quite sensible person.


TRUE LOVE - It's kind of like being the frosting on your strudel


TAGS: true love frosting on strudel
Rating: 4.79/5

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Budog - December 18, 2011, 2:41 pm
So let it be written, so let it be done...
rerun - December 18, 2011, 9:30 am

post to motitwist


PRUDES - Heck is where people go when they die If they don't believe in Gosh




PRUDENCE - Taking the right decision and not moving with the masses.... Especially when its all going downhill...




A - HOLES - "You can wipe, wash, detox and even bleach an A - Hole but at the end of the day it's still an A - Hole!!"




RUDE AWAKENINGS - MAY CALENDAR -




WOMEN DOCTORS - Suddenly that Prostate problem definitely needs looking at


TAGS: docotrs sex rude erection
Rating: 2.19/5

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K Wells - August 12, 2009, 11:44 am
You're right babe
rerun - August 5, 2009, 6:41 pm

It is obvious k wells has never had a prostate exam.


Justin Bieber -


TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?


Fair Warning -


TAGS: firearms home security intruder protection gaurd dogs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 9, 2014, 12:44 am
‘tis a truth, Em
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2014, 11:39 pm
Translation: For the price of a couple of hotdogs, there's a free .357 in here after you see me leave.


theater d-bags -




IN MOTIFAKE AS IN LIFE -


TAGS: internet fads keyboard junkies rude
Rating: 4.65/5

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5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 5:13 am
Just one? What happened to the rest of the litter? Just joking... Sup all?!?!?!?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2012, 10:07 am
Will do.
rerun - August 8, 2012, 8:01 pm

Well, if you guys know how to reach him send him my best wishes, it is a fun ride.
Greeny - August 8, 2012, 6:35 pm
my congratudolences!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2012, 6:16 pm
Just so you guys don't think that Spacedog and I have gone crazy...our old friend thetrashheap and his lovely wife just had a beautiful baby girl.
spacedog - August 8, 2012, 4:03 pm
I think if he had any free time, it's gone now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2012, 1:22 pm
Now if we could just get him to come back and read that........
spacedog - August 8, 2012, 11:21 am
Welcome to a whole new learning curve my friend. Congrats!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2010, 4:43 am
Giggety.....5L
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
This poster is hilarious!
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:45 pm
Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man laughs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 11:27 pm
Fuck you Trash...I'm sober, And I still think you're stupid......
TheTrashHeap - July 26, 2010, 10:41 pm
And by dyslexia I assume you mean alcoholism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 10:17 pm
My dyslexia is still in full bloom.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 10:16 pm
good to see ya Trash.....I'm guessing the rash cleared up?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
Derivative and juvenile with an oaky aftertaste.....5L
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:00 pm
Ha! 5L
pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 7:04 pm
Funny shit TTH. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 26, 2010, 6:49 pm
Nice one TTH. 5L


PRUDENT - Never chop down a tree for its fruit.




COURTHOUSE COUGAR -


TAGS: jurisprudence a deeper understanding of the law
Rating: 4.56/5

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Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:57 am
Nice!
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:49 pm

love those legs


"Quick Questions" Are Never Quick -




POUND PUPPIES - Make way for 300 pound doggies.




CHOMPERS VAN - word has REALLY spread far and wide


TAGS: wouldn t be prudent
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:34 pm
lol... 5 the proverbial can of worms has been opened poodles


BUY MY BOOK - Because I can't say "Read my peer-reviewed articles"




PUSSY WAGON -




AGGRAVATION -


TAGS: intruder fright startled paraprosdokian
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:38 pm
Cat flushing your toilet again?
mizzdizz - May 2, 2015, 11:06 pm
LOL!!! Happens every time my neighbors turn on the washing machine when I'm in the shower! The sudden drop in water pressure is a bit startling! Great poster IgV! Nice and spooky! 5L!


irony -


TAGS: trudeau gay rights pride day koranic law
Rating: 5/5

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david5300 - July 24, 2017, 6:31 pm
She might decide to kick his azz for the sport of it.
david5300 - July 24, 2017, 6:30 pm
Canadian obama
mizzdizz - June 27, 2017, 1:10 pm
Well done, RL! Of course the Paramedics are standing by....^!


ALARM CLOCKS -




Speechless -




The Numbers Don't Lie -


TAGS: polls question trudeau united states canada where sometimes we dont even know who we are
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 7:32 pm
Texas...the foreskin state!
rerun - March 6, 2016, 7:13 pm

You circumcised my state....
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:31 pm
Ah everything's bigger in Texas...they ain't gonna miss a little piece here or there.
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:29 pm
Thanks lg!
Silverheart - March 6, 2016, 4:59 am

You cut piece of Texas off! Rerun gonna be mad! Up yours.
lgvernon - March 6, 2016, 12:13 am

Oh, snort! An UP dere!


I told you so -


TAGS: women rudeness ego right wrong
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - November 28, 2016, 10:40 am
Thank you.
concern3 - November 28, 2016, 4:29 am
Words, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - November 27, 2016, 11:45 pm
Too bad it's on top of 'er head.


Intruder -




Lollipop -


TAGS: donald trump justin trudeau lollipop maple syrup usa canada
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - March 6, 2017, 2:22 pm
Bingo!
concern3 - March 6, 2017, 4:47 am
Hilarious, UP yours


'tis a silly place -


TAGS: canada trudeau
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 23, 2017, 1:01 pm
*appetizing.
JesusWept - May 23, 2017, 12:59 pm
Oh I don't know. The lady in red to the right looks...apetizing ^^^^^Up


FIENDS AND LOVERS -


TAGS: intruder stalker obsession poster demotivational
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 19, 2016, 7:50 pm
Actually, you ended up with a nice artistic shadow effect. It may not be what you were going for but it looks great! Happy little accident?
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 8:31 pm

Linked the blur and bevel using the emboss tool and cranked it up too high, so the text isn't as crisp as it should be.
mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:10 pm
Excellent take on an old joke! LUUUUUV it!!!!!! 5L!
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 4:42 pm

Thanks, RL.
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 4:32 pm

awe5ome


Road Workers -


TAGS: cvart tar road rude
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - June 8, 2015, 4:03 am
I've got this pic too. I couldn't come up with anything for it. Good job Ashy! 5 LOL lions


SUBTLETY - I'm hurting whose feelings?


TAGS: cards subtle subtlety rude
Rating: 4.86/5

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Greeny - December 15, 2011, 5:14 pm
A true Hallmark moment!


HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY -




DATING SERVICE FAIL - Next time, I try Christian Singles dot com.


TAGS: rude
Rating: 4.2/5

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maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 9:35 am
I Like That Short And Sweet.


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